SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH CLEANING

CLEANING YOUR HORSE'S SHEATH IS PROBABLY NOT YOUR IDEA OF BLISS!

Cleaning the horse’s sheath is right up there with mucking stalls after two weeks of ice and snow, scraping that skanky gunk out of the bottom of water troughs and picking burdocks out of your horse’s mane and tail after they discovered the world’s thickest burdock patch (and your horse is a Gypsy Vanner) for Top Ten Most Dreaded Barn Chores according to scientific research (Yeah, I Googled it).

While we can’t (won’t) go to your stables and clean your horses sheaths for you, we do offer a revolutionary new product that makes the process, if not blissful, at least faster and easier. 

Our product HAD to work, work fast and actually DO what we said it will do. Which is why we named it…SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH BUTTER.

IT SIMPLY CLEANS YOUR HORSE'S SHEATH

SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH BUTTER literally just cleans the horse’s sheath. That’s it. Just scoop some out with your gloved hand, slather it on, pull out the gunk, find/remove bean and boom, you’re done. No rinsing, no water needed, just done. EZPZ.

LET US REPEAT...NO RINSING NEEDED!

We hear you thinking, hmmm, not sure about leaving it on there. Yeah, it is a different concept, but hear us out. There are no active ingredients in SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH CLEANER, just all natural fats, oils, butters and such. So leaving it on is like us using a leave-in conditioner and leaving it on our hair. Plus, the Neem Oil also has anti-fungal, anti-bacterial properties and helps keep annoying bugs away.

One more thing, we offer no opinion on whether sheath cleaning is necessary or not. We simply offer a product to allow the process to be more natural and easier for everyone.

SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH BUTTER IS AVAILABLE IN 4 OZ, 8 OZ & 16 OZ TINS OR OUR SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH BUTTER SO EZPZ IT'S DONE KIT

INDIVIDUALLY HANDCRAFTED USING ALL NATURAL GOOD STUFF 

Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Neem Oil, Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Beeswax, Avocado Oil, Cocoa Seed Butter, Castor Oil, Infusions of St. John’s Wort, Calendula, Comfrey and Chamomile, Essential Oil Blend of Cedarwood, Cypress, Ylang, Ylang, Lavender, Geranium, Myrrh, Rosemary & Tea Tree Oil

DIRECTIONS FOR USING SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH CLEANER

• Scoop product out in gloved hand
• Slather it onto horse's sheath
• Pull out the gunk
• Repeat as needed
• Find/Remove Bean
• DONE

SHEATH CLEANING MADE SO EASY IT'S ALMOST WRONG!

What makes this whole process a lot easier? No, not having someone else do it for you, I'll rephrase. What makes it easier for YOU to clean your horse's sheath? Having a calm, somewhat relaxed horse is usually #1 on everyone facing this chore's list.

As always, we're all about making YOUR life easier and your horse's life better, so we offer the Blissful Horses SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH CLEANING Kit. Which led to this lightbulb moment!

The Blissful Horses SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH CLEANING EZPZ IT'S DONE KIT

APPLY. DE-GUNK. DE-BEAN. DONE. It is that easy!

INCLUDES:

• 4 oz, 8 oz or 16 oz TIN of SIMPLY CLEAN SHEATH BUTTER
• BOTTLE OF RELAX HORSE AROMATHERAPY
• GLOVES...THAT COME UP TO YOUR SHOULDER
• HEAVY VINYL ZIP KIT 
• DIRECTIONS & TAH DAH!

DIRECTIONS: As soon as you get to the barn, apply the RELAX Aromatherapy to your horse. BLISS TIP! Use a bit on yourself, it will make this process easier. 

Glove up, scoop up a couple of tablespoons or so (kinda depends on size of horse-there are so many things my 5th grade boy sense of humor can snicker, I'll leave it to your imagination), slather butter on and de-gunk away. Repeat until sheath is clean. Then find and remove "Bean". if applicable. YOU'RE DONE! No rinsing, nothing else to do, but to mark this chore off your list.